Celebrate Freedom, Beer, and American Wit: Abraham Drinkin Four Score And Seven Beers Ago Shirt — A Hilarious Twist on Honest Abe’s Legacy. History meets hilarity in the Abraham Drinkin Four Score And Seven Beers Ago Shirt, a one-of-a-kind design that combines patriotic pride with a splash of American humor.
Abraham Drinkin Four Score And Seven Beers Ago Shirt — Perfect for History Buffs, Beer Lovers, and Partygoers Alike
The front features a bold graphic that reads “ABRAHAM DRINKIN”, an iconic play on the name of one of America’s most revered presidents. On the back, the shirt completes the punchline with “FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN BEERS AGO…”, a witty reimagining of Lincoln’s famous Gettysburg Address. It’s clever, light-hearted, and bound to turn heads.

Great for July 4th, Memorial Day, Labor Day, or any patriotic event — or just cracking open a cold one after work — this shirt brings together American heritage, smart humor, and cozy style in one memorable package.
Whether you’re a fan of dad jokes, craft beer, or historical wordplay, this Abraham Drinkin Four Score And Seven Beers Ago Shirt was made with you in mind. Celebrate liberty, laughter, and Lager — one shirt at a time.
Abraham Drinkin Four Score And Seven Beers Ago Shirt Details:
- Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
- Men Tank Top: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton;
- Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
- Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
- Brand: Allbluetees