Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater

Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

Hawaiian Shirt
SIZEBUSTSHOULDERSLEEVELENGTH
S40 in17 in26 in26 in
M44 in18 in27 in28 in
L48 in19 in27 in28 in
XL52 in20 in28 in30 in
2XL56 in21 in28 in30 in
3XL60 in22 in28 in31 in
4XL64 in24 in28 in32 in
5XL68 in25 in29 in33 in
6XL73 in26 in29.1 in34 in
Hawaiian Shirt
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
SIZEBUSTSHOULDERSLEEVELENGTH
S102 cm42 cm67 cm67 cm
M112 cm45 cm68 cm70 cm
L122 cm48 cm69 cm72 cm
XL132 cm51 cm70 cm75 cm
2XL142 cm54 cm71 cm76 cm
3XL152 cm57 cm71 cm79 cm
4XL162 cm60 cm72 cm82 cm
5XL172 cm63 cm73 cm85 cm
6XL182 cm66 cm74 cm86 cm
Hawaiian Shirt
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Boomber Jacket
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS27 in44 in20 in24 in
S28 in47 in21 in25 in
M28 in50 in22 in25 in
L28 in53 in23 in26 in
XL29 in56 in24 in26 in
2XL30 in59 in25 in27 in
3XL31 in62 in26 in28 in
4XL31 in65 in26 in28 in
5XL32 in67 in27 in29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS69 cm112 cm52 cm62 cm
S70 cm120 cm54 cm63 cm
M71 cm128 cm56 cm64 cm
L72 cm136 cm58 cm66 cm
XL74 cm143 cm60 cm67 cm
2XL76 cm150 cm63 cm69 cm
3XL78 cm158 cm65 cm70 cm
4XL79 cm165 cm67 cm72 cm
5XL80 cm170 cm69 cm73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Ugly Sweater

All-Over Print Ugly Sweater
inchSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length26.4 27.6 28.3 29.5 29.9 31.1 32.3 33.5 
Bust40.2 44.1 48.0 52.0 55.9 59.8 63.8 67.7 
Sleeve26.4 26.8 27.2 27.6 28.0 28.0 28.3 28.7 
Shoulder16.5 17.7 18.9 20.1 21.3 22.4 23.6 24.8 

All-Over Print Ugly Sweater
centimeterSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length6770727576798285
Bust102112122132142152162172
Sleeve6768697071717273
Shoulder4245485154576063

3D Hoodie
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS27 in44 in20 in24 in
S28 in47 in21 in25 in
M28 in50 in22 in25 in
L28 in53 in23 in26 in
XL29 in56 in24 in26 in
2XL30 in59 in25 in27 in
3XL31 in62 in26 in28 in
4XL31 in65 in26 in28 in
5XL32 in67 in27 in29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS69 cm112 cm52 cm62 cm
S70 cm120 cm54 cm63 cm
M71 cm128 cm56 cm64 cm
L72 cm136 cm58 cm66 cm
XL74 cm143 cm60 cm67 cm
2XL76 cm150 cm63 cm69 cm
3XL78 cm158 cm65 cm70 cm
4XL79 cm165 cm67 cm72 cm
5XL80 cm170 cm69 cm73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Baseball Jersey
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS27 in44 in20 in24 in
S28 in47 in21 in25 in
M28 in50 in22 in25 in
L28 in53 in23 in26 in
XL29 in56 in24 in26 in
2XL30 in59 in25 in27 in
3XL31 in62 in26 in28 in
4XL31 in65 in26 in28 in
5XL32 in67 in27 in29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS69 cm112 cm52 cm62 cm
S70 cm120 cm54 cm63 cm
M71 cm128 cm56 cm64 cm
L72 cm136 cm58 cm66 cm
XL74 cm143 cm60 cm67 cm
2XL76 cm150 cm63 cm69 cm
3XL78 cm158 cm65 cm70 cm
4XL79 cm165 cm67 cm72 cm
5XL80 cm170 cm69 cm73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Baseball Jacket
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS27 in44 in20 in24 in
S28 in47 in21 in25 in
M28 in50 in22 in25 in
L28 in53 in23 in26 in
XL29 in56 in24 in26 in
2XL30 in59 in25 in27 in
3XL31 in62 in26 in28 in
4XL31 in65 in26 in28 in
5XL32 in67 in27 in29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
SizeLengthBustShoulderSleeve
XS69 cm112 cm52 cm62 cm
S70 cm120 cm54 cm63 cm
M71 cm128 cm56 cm64 cm
L72 cm136 cm58 cm66 cm
XL74 cm143 cm60 cm67 cm
2XL76 cm150 cm63 cm69 cm
3XL78 cm158 cm65 cm70 cm
4XL79 cm165 cm67 cm72 cm
5XL80 cm170 cm69 cm73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
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Spread Holiday Cheer with a Touch of Walter’s Wisdom: Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Ultimate Holiday Conversation Starter. If there’s one thing holiday gatherings need, it’s laughter—and this sweater brings it in abundance.

Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater – Balance Humor, Nostalgia, and Pure Big Lebowski Energy

Paying tribute to John Goodman’s unforgettable Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski, this sweater captures everything fans love about the film: outrageous humor, iconic one-liners, and an irreverent take on life’s chaos.

Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater
Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater

Walter’s cartoon image is the centerpiece, complete with aviators, yellow vest, and the unexpected seasonal twist of a Santa hat. His bold words—“CALMER THAN YOU ARE”—wrap the design, turning holiday stress on its head and reminding everyone that sometimes the best gift is a good laugh.

This Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater is more than seasonal apparel—it’s a cultural nod, a badge of fandom, and a chance to show off a sense of humor that’s as timeless as The Big Lebowski itself. For parties, family gatherings, or ugly sweater contests, it guarantees you’ll stand out—not just as someone festive, but as someone who knows how to keep things lighthearted.

Slip into this Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater and you’ll embody both the holiday spirit and Walter’s iconic vibe: loud, funny, unforgettable, and somehow still “calmer than you are.”

Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater Details: 

Size Length Bust Sleeve
XS 63 cm 86 cm 82 cm
S 65 cm 96 cm 85 cm
M 68 cm 106 cm 87 cm
L 70 cm 116 cm 89 cm
XL 73 cm 126 cm 92 cm
2XL 74 cm 136 cm 95 cm
3XL 77 cm 146 cm 96 cm
4XL 80 cm 156 cm 99 cm
5XL 83 cm 166 cm 101 cm

 

sweater
  • Material: 95% Polyester – 5% Spandex Printing technique: dye-sublimation
  • Well-designed crewneck to keep you warm and comfortable all day long.
  • Profession 3D Print-rich in color, Dye-sublimation printing.
  • Good quality fabric, which makes you feel good and comfortable when wearing.
  • Long-sleeve wool-blend sweater with ribbed cuffs. You can pair up with most of your outfits, suits, jeans, slacks on various occasions and venues.
  • Comfortable and lightweight sweater.
  • Brand: Allbluetees

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SHIPPING DOMESTIC (UNITED STATES) INTERNATIONAL
Handling Time 6 – 8 business days (Mon-Fri) 6 – 9 business days (Mon-Fri)
Shipping Time 10 – 18 business days (Mon-Fri) 15– 30 business days (Mon-Fri)

Shipping Costs:

DESTINATION BASE RATE PER ADDITIONAL ITEM
United States 4.99 USD 2 USD
International 19.99 USD 6 USD

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