Quirky Mornings Just Got Better: Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug – The Mug That Redefines Humor. Are you looking for a coffee mug that speaks your mind and maybe leaves people speechless? The Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug is here to elevate your mornings—or at least leave an unforgettable impression on anyone around you. Whether you’re a coffee connoisseur, a tea aficionado, or someone who simply enjoys a good dose of humor with their caffeine, this mug is perfect for you.
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This isn’t just another coffee cup; it’s a conversation piece. Featuring the bold phrase “Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug,” the design pairs dark humor with the universal sentiment of needing coffee before dealing with the world. It’s a hilarious way to tell others, “I’m not ready for human interaction yet.”

The striking typography is printed on high-quality ceramic, ensuring the phrase stands out as boldly as your sense of humor. Available in classic white, this mug complements your kitchen aesthetic while doubling as the perfect icebreaker—or jaw-dropper.
Know someone with a sharp wit and an appreciation for offbeat humor? This mug makes an excellent gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who thrive on sarcasm and love a good laugh. It’s also a unique addition to your own collection, offering a daily reminder that mornings can always use a touch of absurdity.
In a world full of generic coffee cups, the Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug dares to be different. It’s not just a mug; it’s a declaration. Add it to your collection today and start your mornings with a laugh—and maybe a little confusion from your coworkers.
Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug Details:
XP8434 11 oz. – 21504 15 oz. White Mug:
- High quality ceramic mug
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe
22217 Beer Stein 22oz.:
- 22 oz white ceramic stein
- Gold trim with D-handle
- ORCA Coatings, Dishwasher safe; Do not microwave
- Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 6.6 x 3.5 inches
XP8400W White Travel Mug:
- 14 oz. stainless steel construction
- Friction lid , swivel spout, and comfort handle
- Hand wash is recommended; Do not microwave
- Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 6.2 x 3.375 (h x w x d) / 10.6 (circ.) inches
21271 Enamel Camping Mug:
- Stainless Steel mug with Enamel Coating and Rounded Stainless Steel rim
- 12 fl oz capacity
- Hand Wash Only; Not Microwave Safe
- ORCA Coating™ for maximum print vibrancy
- Decoration Method: Sublimation
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