Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt

When Life Hands You Puns and a Scalpel: The Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt That’s Definitely Not FDA Approved. Some shirts make a statement. Others whisper politely. And then there’s this one, which cackles maniacally in the back of the party, holding a scalpel and a punchline you probably shouldn’t say out loud in front of HR. We proudly present: the Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt, a bold, bizarre, and brilliantly punny piece of apparel that will have your friends howling—and your coworkers slowly backing away.

Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt – Sharp, Sarcastic, and Slightly Surgical

The design features a cartoon-style gloved hand clutching a surgical scalpel, hovering menacingly over the phrase DUE TO UNFORESKIN CIR – CUMSTANCES. It’s a clever twist on the classic “unforeseen circumstances” idiom, made delightfully uncomfortable by the anatomical pun. Whether you’re into medical humor, dad jokes taken too far, or just collecting shirts that your mom begs you not to wear around the family, this is the tee for you.

This Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt was made for fans of wordplay who aren’t afraid of a little snip of controversy. It’s cheeky, it’s weirdly charming, and it’s guaranteed to make people squint at your chest and say, “Wait… does that say what I think it says?” Yes. Yes, it does.

Perfect as a gag gift, bachelor party attire, or that one shirt you keep in your drawer for moments when you just need to blow up everyone’s sense of normalcy, the Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt is not your average joke shirt—it’s a deep cut. Literally.

So go ahead. Be bold. Be weird. Be the reason someone spits their coffee out mid-scroll.

Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt Details:

• Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
• Men Tank Top: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton;
• Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
• Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
• Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
• Brand: Allbluetees