Hands Off Skyrocketing Price Of Eggs Shirt
$19.95
From Sticker Shock to Streetwear: Hands Off Skyrocketing Price Of Eggs Shirt – A Bold Statement on Corporate Greed & Consumer Outrage. In 2025, eggs have become the latest symbol of America’s inflation crisis, with prices soaring to record highs—and consumers are fed up. The Hands Off Skyrocketing Price Of Eggs Shirt is the perfect wearable protest for anyone tired of corporate price gouging, political blame games, and the absurd reality of paying over $5.18 for a simple carton of eggs.
Hands Off Skyrocketing Price Of Eggs Shirt – A Shirt That Speaks for Millions of Frustrated Shoppers
Featuring a bright yellow hand in a commanding “STOP” gesture, the shirt boldly declares “HEY CROOK$ HANDS OFF!”—a direct challenge to the forces driving up food costs. Surrounding the hand are urgent red warning circles repeating “HANDS OFF!”, reinforcing the message of consumer resistance. At the bottom, the punchline lands hard: “SKYROCKETING PRICE OF EGGS.”
Inspired by real economic frustration, this bold and eye-catching design turns everyday anger into a humorous, unapologetic fashion statement. From panic-buying to cutting back on breakfast staples, the egg crisis has scrambled household budgets nationwide. Whether you’re a frustrated shopper, an inflation-weary citizen, or just someone who appreciates sharp economic satire, this Hands Off Skyrocketing Price Of Eggs Shirt lets you protest with style.
More than just a t-shirt, this is a cultural artifact of 2025’s economic madness—mocking corporate greed, government inaction, and the wild conspiracy theories that have turned eggs into a political battleground. Join the movement. Wear the protest. And keep those greedy hands off our eggs!
Hands Off Skyrocketing Price Of Eggs Shirt Details:
- Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
- Men Tank Top: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton;
- Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
- Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
- Brand: Allbluetees