I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver Shirt

Embrace the Humor: The I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver Shirt – A Witty Wardrobe Staple for the Bold and Carefree. Unleash your inner maverick with the I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver Shirt, a bold and hilarious way to showcase your carefree attitude. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor, this shirt invites double-takes and sparks conversations wherever you go.

I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver The Way I Don’t Give A Shit Fuck Or Damn Shirt – Dare to Be Different

Featuring a whimsically illustrated beaver and the irreverent phrase, “I Must Be a Constipated Virgin Beaver The Way I Don’t Give a Shit, Fuck, or Damn,” it’s a perfect blend of cheeky humor and creative expression.

This shirt isn’t just about laughs; it’s about embracing individuality and shrugging off societal expectations. Whether you’re a comedy enthusiast, a fan of quirky apparel, or simply looking for a conversation starter, this design delivers with every wear.

Looking for a standout gift? The I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver Shirt is a unique choice for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Ideal for those who love humor and aren’t afraid to show it, this shirt is sure to bring a smile to the recipient. Pair it with matching items, or include it as part of a humor-themed gift basket for an unforgettable surprise.

Whether you wear it yourself or gift it to a fellow humor lover, this shirt is more than just apparel—it’s a playful declaration of not taking life too seriously.

I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver Shirt Details:

• Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
• Men Sleeveless Performance Tee: 3.8-ounce, 100% polyester; Ultra breathable & moisture-wicking;
• Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
• Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
• Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
• Brand: Allbluetees