If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater

If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

Hawaiian Shirt
SIZE BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE LENGTH
S 40 in 17 in 26 in 26 in
M 44 in 18 in 27 in 28 in
L 48 in 19 in 27 in 28 in
XL 52 in 20 in 28 in 30 in
2XL 56 in 21 in 28 in 30 in
3XL 60 in 22 in 28 in 31 in
4XL 64 in 24 in 28 in 32 in
5XL 68 in 25 in 29 in 33 in
6XL 73 in 26 in 29.1 in 34 in
Hawaiian Shirt
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
SIZE BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE LENGTH
S 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm 67 cm
M 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm 70 cm
L 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm 72 cm
XL 132 cm 51 cm 70 cm 75 cm
2XL 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 152 cm 57 cm 71 cm 79 cm
4XL 162 cm 60 cm 72 cm 82 cm
5XL 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm 85 cm
6XL 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm 86 cm
Hawaiian Shirt
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Boomber Jacket
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Ugly Sweater
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
3D Hoodie
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Baseball Jersey
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Baseball Jacket
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
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If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater – Dark Humor Holiday Style

Forget reindeer games — the If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater brings a delightfully twisted sense of humor to your holiday wardrobe. With its stark cat silhouette tangled in bright Christmas lights, it captures the wild spirit of the season’s most relatable disaster. Equal parts mischievous and stylish, this sweater is the perfect antidote to predictable holiday fashion.

If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater
If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater

When Christmas Meets Rock & Roll

This If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater thrives on attitude. The combination of skulls, snowflakes, and Christmas wreaths in bold rows creates a unique visual rhythm — festive yet fearlessly edgy. It’s for the person who prefers a guitar riff over carols, a smirk over sentimentality. The clever phrase, “If That Thing Had Nine Lives, He Just Spent ’Em All,” says it all — it’s chaos, comedy, and coolness woven together in one unforgettable design.

A Statement of Spirit and Rebellion

Wearing this sweater isn’t just about getting laughs — it’s about embracing the imperfect beauty of the holidays. The spills, the tangled lights, the unexpected — all of it becomes part of the story. This is the sweater for people who live boldly, laugh loudly, and never take Christmas too seriously.

Who Will Love It:

  • People with a sharp, sarcastic sense of humor
  • Fans of alternative fashion and music
  • Party-goers who want to stand out instantly
  • Anyone who enjoys a bit of dark wit during the holidays

Make Your Holidays Memorable

Bring humor and chaos together with the If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater. It’s more than clothing — it’s a reminder that laughter always wins, even when the lights are tangled.