Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt

Midwest Aesthetic, Existential Humor: This Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt Makes You Laugh, Think, and Possibly Cry All at Once. In the land of cornfields, community pride, and sunny slogans, something a little darker is sprouting — and it’s got humor, irony, and bold messaging stitched right into the seams. Meet the Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt, a deliciously twisted take on state branding that turns political disillusionment into wearable art.

Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt – Capture the Bleak Hilarity of Modern American Politics

The design is deceptively wholesome at first glance. A bright yellow sun shines down on two softly curving green lines — visual callbacks to the original “Fields of Opportunities” logo used in Iowa’s branding campaigns. The word “Iowa” appears in glowing yellow script, full of optimism and cheer. But the punchline — and the point — lands below: “We All Are Going to Die.” A phrase that stops you mid-smile and makes you look again.

This morbid mic-drop isn’t just for kicks. It directly references a chilling real-life moment when Senator Joni Ernst, during a May 2025 town hall, responded to concerns about healthcare cuts with a now-infamous phrase: “Well, we all are going to die.” The flippancy struck a nerve, and the internet did what it does best — turned outrage into art, and now, into fashion.

This Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt is the perfect blend of existentialism and Midwest irony — a sort of “gallows chic” that lets you confront the absurdity of modern politics without saying a word. It’s not just fashion; it’s satire with fabric. A wearable reminder that sometimes, the people in power say the quiet part out loud — and when they do, it’s up to the rest of us to call it out however we can. Humor, after all, has always been a powerful form of protest. Especially when it’s screen-printed.

So whether you’re from Iowa or just watching politics from afar, this Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt lets you join the conversation with a wink, a smirk, and a powerful reminder: Some things are too ridiculous to go unnoticed — or unprinted.

Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt Details:

• Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
• Men Tank Top: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton;
• Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
• Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
• Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
• Brand: Allbluetees