Joe Dirt – You’re Gonna Stand There Ownin’ A Fireworks Stand Shirt
You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
I want to create designs that are as simple and timeless as possible. My designs are highly conceptual and work well on the whole when they are designed in this way. I have designed shirts with ‘mock tailoring’ in my name, and my own designs are often inspired by vintage fashion.