From Hot Dog Deals to Hellfire Missiles: Lockheed Martin We Bring The Boom Shirt – A High-Impact Tribute to Military Precision. Lockheed Martin, the name synonymous with cutting-edge aerospace and defense technology, is now bringing the heat (literally) to your wardrobe. Introducing the Lockheed Martin We Bring The Boom Shirt, a playful tribute to a beloved American icon, but with a decidedly more explosive twist.
Lockheed Martin We Bring The Boom Shirt – A Military Parody That Hits the Target
Just like the iconic Costco hot dog combo, this shirt is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser, but instead of a juicy hot dog and a refreshing soda, you’re getting the devastating power of the AGM-114 Hellfire, a precision-guided missile system renowned for its pinpoint accuracy and devastating impact.

This shirt boasts a design that’s as sharp as the Hellfire itself. The familiar Costco logo has been cleverly reimagined, replacing “Kirkland Signature” with the legendary “Lockheed Martin.” The iconic “$1.50” price tag has been replaced with a more fitting “150K,” a nod to the missile’s substantial price tag. And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: the product description. Instead of the usual spiel about a hot dog and a soda, you’ll find yourself reading about the Lockheed Martin AGM-114 Hellfire’s impressive specs.
This shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. It’s a unique and humorous way to show your support for American innovation and military might. So, whether you’re a die-hard aviation enthusiast, a proud American, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, the Lockheed Martin We Bring The Boom Shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and experience the thrill of bringing the boom to your everyday life.
Lockheed Martin We Bring The Boom Shirt Details:
- Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
- Men Sleeveless Performance Tee: 3.8-ounce, 100% polyester; Ultra breathable & moisture-wicking;
- Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
- Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
- Brand: Allbluetees