Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater

Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

Hawaiian Shirt
SIZE BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE LENGTH
S 40 in 17 in 26 in 26 in
M 44 in 18 in 27 in 28 in
L 48 in 19 in 27 in 28 in
XL 52 in 20 in 28 in 30 in
2XL 56 in 21 in 28 in 30 in
3XL 60 in 22 in 28 in 31 in
4XL 64 in 24 in 28 in 32 in
5XL 68 in 25 in 29 in 33 in
6XL 73 in 26 in 29.1 in 34 in
Hawaiian Shirt
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
SIZE BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE LENGTH
S 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm 67 cm
M 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm 70 cm
L 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm 72 cm
XL 132 cm 51 cm 70 cm 75 cm
2XL 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 152 cm 57 cm 71 cm 79 cm
4XL 162 cm 60 cm 72 cm 82 cm
5XL 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm 85 cm
6XL 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm 86 cm
Hawaiian Shirt
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Boomber Jacket
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Ugly Sweater
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
3D Hoodie
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Baseball Jersey
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
Baseball Jacket
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
bomber 3d
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
bomber 3d
  • Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
  • Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
  • Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.
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Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Perfect Blend of Joy and Dystopia

The Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater is your ticket out of holiday mediocrity. Every December, we are bombarded with relentless cheer, but sometimes, a little darkness is the perfect antidote to too much light. This is not just a sweater; it’s an act of comedic subversion. It allows you to embrace the joy of the season while nodding to the hilarious absurdity of dressing up a corporate harbinger of doom—SKYNET CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS—in tinsel and snowflakes.

Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater
Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater

The Value of Ironic Distinction

Why settle for fitting in when you were born to stand out? This piece is designed for the individual who values irony and originality above all else. It’s a visual pun that only the most discerning—and darkest-humored—party-goers will truly appreciate.

Elevate Your Party Game

Wearing this Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater is like giving yourself a built-in conversation piece—an icebreaker that’s guaranteed to get a reaction. It immediately filters the crowd, connecting you with fellow enthusiasts who appreciate a truly unique twist on the holidays. From the subtle placement of Endoskeleton skulls to the central, ominous warning of “1997”—the fateful Judgment Day—every detail contributes to a richer, darker narrative. It ensures that your holiday cheer is served with a generous side of impending machine-led doom.

Key Features of the Design:

  • Profession 3D Print-Rich in Color: Ensures the terrifying details pop.
  • Blend of Traditional and Dystopian: Seamlessly mixes snowflakes and machine guns.
  • Soft and Comfortable Material: 95% Polyester – 5% Spandex for all-night comfort.
  • Cult Classic Reference: A clear nod to the iconic Terminator franchise.

If your spirit animal is a robotic killing machine, this is your holiday uniform. Make this Christmas unforgettable and slightly terrifying with the Merry Xmas Skynet Ugly Christmas Sweater.