Wulbren Bongle Haters Club T-Shirt
Declare Your Disdain in Style: The Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt. Calling all adventurers, loremasters, and champions of the Forgotten Realms! Are you tired of that smug smile on Volothamp Geddarm’s face? Does the mere mention of “Wulbren Bongle” make your teeth itch? Then fret no more, for the official Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt has arrived! This isn’t just any shirt; it’s a bold statement, a rallying cry for those who see through the facade of Baldur’s Gate’s self-proclaimed chronicler. It’s a badge of honor for those who’ve had enough of his nonsensical ramblings and dubious historical accounts.
Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt – Despise Dubious Deeds in Style
For the uninitiated, Wulbren Bongle is a recurring character in the Baldur’s Gate series. A flamboyant gnome bard with an inflated sense of self-importance, Bongle claims to be the foremost authority on the history of the Sword Coast. However, his “tales” are often riddled with inaccuracies, exaggerations, and shameless self-promotion. The Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt is more than just a funny Baldur’s Gate 3 reference; it’s a symbol of your discerning taste and appreciation for truth. Whether you’re exploring the wilds of Faerun, slaying monstrous foes, or simply relaxing at camp, this shirt will let everyone know where you stand on the Bongle question. We understand that adventurers come in all shapes and sizes, with preferences as diverse as the landscapes of the Forgotten Realms. That’s why the Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt comes in a variety of styles and colors to suit your taste. No matter your gender or age, there’s a Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt for you! We offer a wide range of sizes to ensure a comfortable and stylish fit for everyone. If you’re ready to take a stand against historical embellishment and self-aggrandizement, then the Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt is for you. Don this garment with pride and let the world know that you see through Bongle’s charade. Order Yours Today and Show Your Bongle Disdain in Style! The fight for factual accuracy never ends, but with the Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt, you can do your part – and look good doing it. Order your shirt today and join the ranks of those who refuse to be misled by the so-called “greatest bard of our time.”
Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank Top, Guys Tee, Ladies Tee

Wulbren Bongle Haters Club Shirt Details:
- Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
- Men Sleeveless Performance Tee: 3.8-ounce, 100% polyester; Ultra breathable & moisture-wicking;
- Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
- Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
- Brand: Allbluetees