Give Them Tears, Ears, and Bedroom Fears: This You’re Pulling Out But I Have Separation Anxiety Shirt Is Cute, Crude, and Totally Gift-Worthy. Looking for a shirt that says “I’m emotionally unstable but also hilarious in bed”? We’ve got just the thing. Introducing the You’re Pulling Out But I Have Separation Anxiety Shirt—a pastel punch of sarcasm, sexual innuendo, and adorable despair that’s perfect for your next party, date night, or gift-giving chaos.
You’re Pulling Out But I Have Separation Anxiety Shirt – Serve Adult Humor Wrapped in Sparkles and Teardrops
This shirt is equal parts adorable and utterly unhinged. The centerpiece is a ridiculously cute, sobbing bunny rendered in soft pinks and whites with anime-inspired detail. Giant sparkly black eyes well with tears, and a trembling pout begs for comfort—or maybe just commitment. The chibi illustration is pure innocence… until you pair it with the shirt’s bold white text: YOU’RE PULLING OUT??? BUT I HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETY. That’s the twist. That’s the magic. That’s the line that turns this tee from innocent to iconic.

This You’re Pulling Out But I Have Separation Anxiety Shirt is the ultimate novelty gift for couples with a shared sense of humor, bachelorette parties looking for outrageous group outfits, or anyone who uses sarcasm and sexual tension to mask their deep, unresolved abandonment issues.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s, birthdays, or just because you need a shirt that says what everyone else is afraid to admit—this You’re Pulling Out But I Have Separation Anxiety Shirt brings the laughs and the heartbreak in one cuddly, chaotic package.
You’re Pulling Out But I Have Separation Anxiety Shirt Details:
- Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
- Men Tank Top: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton;
- Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece;
- Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash); 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey); Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
- Brand: Allbluetees